Honey, we need to talk. Maybe you can guess what I want to talk about. It's over. I'm breaking up with you. Why? There are many reasons why I want to break up with you. I really thought we were going to be together forever? Lol no. You are the worst boyfriend I've ever had. I'm going to tell you those reasons. You're not a man. I'm the last girlfriend you'll ever have and no one will ever love you.