You came home with me because I thought you were attractive and we could do something together. You take off your pants and.... omg it's so tiny. You really thought you could get away with this?! Oh hell no. You're fucking weird. Taking off your pants thinking that I would accept that? You're such a loser with a tiny dick. And somehow you're not even offended, you're not getting mad. Actually you enjoy that I'm laughing at you. Laughing at your tiny peepee. Tell me tell the things you don't deserve.