So you sent me some dick pics, hoping for an excited response from me. Well after looking at them I thought it was a joke at first then I realized it wasn't. You really want to know what I think about after seeing your micro dick??? While I appreciate the effort, you are definately lacking in size. The only enjoyment I got out of your shrimp dick was a good laugh. I initially thought you had sent me some porn, then I realized it was YOU! Kinda gross. You don't have what it takes to sexually satisfy a woman, but you definately has what it takes to satisfy our humor.

So you sent me some dick pics, hoping for an excited response from me. Well after looking at them I thought it was a joke at first then I realized it wasn't. You really want to know what I think about after seeing your micro dick??? While I appreciate the effort, you are definately lacking in size. The only enjoyment I got out of your shrimp dick was a good laugh. I initially thought you had sent me some porn, then I realized it was YOU! Kinda gross. You don't have what it takes to sexually satisfy a woman, but you definately has what it takes to satisfy our humor.