Not even 2 months on the job and you are screwing up left and right. You were supposed to be prepared for our team presentation today and you embarrass all of us with how unprepared you were. So much so we had to fire you. But then crying like a fucking idiot in HR we were told we had to refigure your position in the company and give you a job that was suited for you. Such a typical crybaby millennial, snowflake that has to get his way or cry about it. Well do we have a job for you! Since you could not do the job you were hired for, we created a brand new position that you cannot possibly f...

Not even 2 months on the job and you are screwing up left and right. You were supposed to be prepared for our team presentation today and you embarrass all of us with how unprepared you were. So much so we had to fire you. But then crying like a fucking idiot in HR we were told we had to refigure your position in the company and give you a job that was suited for you. Such a typical crybaby millennial, snowflake that has to get his way or cry about it. Well do we have a job for you! Since you could not do the job you were hired for, we created a brand new position that you cannot possibly fuck up! You are going to be our office slave. More likely our foot slave. Groveling on the floor at our feet. We give you the run down of your new position. Our dirty shoes in your face, telling you it is now your job to clean them with your tongue. Shoving our stinky sweaty feet in your face explaining how you are going to clean and worship them. That this is no negotiable, this is your job or walk out the door.