You want to have an All American experience, really celebrate and be patriotic. You should celebrate your freedom here with me by following my instructions. I am going to give you ONE choice, but the rest is all up to me. You're allowed to choose from one of these three things: watermelon, hot dg bun, or hamburger bun. You will need to choose one of those items BEFORE you start this video.

Follow what I say, do as I say, and you'll get your release. You're gonna be a real American this 4th!