I'll do anything for an A, including ruin your life! Aw, come on, you didn't think I was really going to fuck you to pass my class did you? Haven you taken a look at yourself? You're NEVER going to look at your students the same way, if you don't pass me with flying colors and make sure to never do this to us again then I will let EVERYONE know what kind of professor you really are!

When I said I would do anything for an A there was only one thing I really meant.