I feel concerned about how much you want to stick your dick in stuff, just the weirdest fucking stuff, and you WANT to. I know you have a whole treasure chest of toys that you fuck or put your dick in.

Most guys wanna fuck women, but since you cannot use a woman's pussy you fuck the toys! Find your favorite toy and fuck it. You are going to apologize to it. The thought of you fucking these toys makes me sick! I can't imagine how the toy would feel if it could feel anything at all. Be ashamed. You're so gross.