It is so fitting that someone like you is bisexual. In fact I think it is perfect! Not only are you a disappointment to women, but you're doubly disappointing to men! There's really no hope for someone like you, you're undesirable! No one wants you. I'll accept you, you can come stay with me where I will tell you the truth about yourself.

Men don't want to fuck you and neither do women, so you really have no choice. Your options are VERY limited, but don't worry. I am here for you, to tell you what to need to hear! You'll jerk off to it and know your place.