I can give you jerk off instructions and tell you how fast or slow and when to cum but it REALLY doesn't matter for you, does it? You can pull on it all you want, you could punch it or slap it around, but it will NEVER GET HARD AGAIN! Maybe you watched too much porn and now it just doesn't work or maybe nothing is hardcore enough to make it work.

No matter what the reason it will just never get hard again. I could do pretty much anything in front of you and you'll never be able to do anything about it. What a loser!