Oh, come on! I am not even gone yet and you're already in here jerking off? What a fucking loser! This is embarrassing! I am going out to have hot guys buy me drinks while you sit at home and jerk off like a loser.

I know that I made a horrible mistake of marrying a loser like you, but this is especially pathetic! You have to know that when I dress like this that I am going to grind all over hot guys all night. I bet you were hoping that would happen. Just because I don't fuck you doesn't mean I don't fuck others.

You could fuck anyone else, but you're here humping your ha...

Oh, come on! I am not even gone yet and you're already in here jerking off? What a fucking loser! This is embarrassing! I am going out to have hot guys buy me drinks while you sit at home and jerk off like a loser.

I know that I made a horrible mistake of marrying a loser like you, but this is especially pathetic! You have to know that when I dress like this that I am going to grind all over hot guys all night. I bet you were hoping that would happen. Just because I don't fuck you doesn't mean I don't fuck others.

You could fuck anyone else, but you're here humping your hand? I thought I would marry you, milk you for everything, then dump you when the joke got old, but here we are.

Maybe if you're lucky I will go out and fuck someone else and come home and tell you about it. I am going to tell ll of my girlfriends all about this and we are going to laugh about how stupid you are.