You are a fucking cockroach! I stamp on cockroaches because they are so disgusting! No one likes them, they are the most disgusting bug to ever exist and that's what you are. Since you are such a weirdo that likes to creep in the darkness that likes to hide away from everyone I have a task for you,

I want you to spend this weekend as the cockroach that you truly are. I want you to follow my rules and tasks and pretend you're a real cockroach for the next few days.