There are some people hat have really weird fetishes, weird things that turn then on. Some people even love to fuck their own cars! Well, I want you to try this out. It's pretty tight between the couch cushions, so I want you to get naked and fuck your couch. Are you going to climb on top and lay down and fuck it that way or are you more of a beast and want to fuck it "doggystyle"? You get to decide, but I want you fucking the hell out of that couch. You might even find it preferable to pussy!