I do a lot of sweaty hard work and my shoes get really sweaty and they smell! I wore these shoes when I went on vacation in Ireland and walking around the airports. My shoes got to be really smelly and they got even worse then I wore them to work every day!

I bet you would be willing to pay almost anything to get these shoes. They smell so bad! I bet you would lick them clean! Suck all of the dirt and grime and old sweat out of them.

You are so gross! Imagine getting down on your hands and knees and crawling towards these shoes, getting a big ol' whiff of them. Nasty.