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Do you know why you need someone to tell you how to jerk off or how to cum? You have a dumb dick that makes bad decisions. Your stupid dick is attached to an even more stupid person that makes even worse decisions. You let that dumb dick control everything you do. How do you fix this? You come to me, the actual smart one, and I tell you how to jerk off.

You are so fucking stupid you need someone that will tell you how to live and what to do with that dumb dick. You cannot stay this way and blame your horniness on everything. Your dumb dick is ruining your life so you come to me so I can help guide your life and make it better. If you were left all alone you'd ruin everything beyond repair. You need me.

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