You might not care that you are a giant fat disgusting loser. Maybe you don't care what others think. YOU SHOULD. I want to encourage you to try not to be so nasty. You will have to earn your rewards. You need to earn the right to jerk off. What do you have going for you to make it worth it for me? I don't want to have to look at you. If we fix that it will be bearable.

Download a calorie counting app. Set your goal for calories. If you can stay below that limit then you can jerk off. If that doesn't work for you, then you can exercise. For every 20 minutes you exercise you will be... Show more