What's worse than just being a virgin? Being a FAT virgin! If you were skinny, but still ugly you might stand a chance, but you being a big fat fuck is really preventing you from fucking. No one wants to fuck someone that has to lift up their fat rolls to get to their little dick.

They say there is someone for everyone, everyone but you! You're too fat! Even if you could try to get laid you're too fucking fat for that to even work. How would you get to a pussy with all of that fat in the way of your tiny dick?

You're gonna get older and fatter and your chances of fucking a... Show more