If you had a real man cock you would be able to jerk off when you wanted to, get laid when you wanted to, but YOU, you have a sad little dick and two useless little balls!

A fucking loser like you should never be allowed to jerk off, only play with those two useless balls. You can rub them, fondle them, pull em, tug em, whatever you need to get off. But NO JERKING OFF.

If you deserved to stroke I would let you, but you are so useless with a useless dick and two useless balls so you get nothing but fondling!