You are a fat fuck that is always either shoving food into your face or you sit there with your nasty hands and jerk off. It is so disgusting to think of you touching yourself while eating. I want to help you, if I can take away some of your freedom you will stop being such a fat fuck chronically masturbating loser.

You will wear a cage and set your calorie count. You will NOT go over this limit. You will count EVERYTHING. You will exercise. You will only be able to jerk off if you can do as you are told. This is your incentive. You want to jerk off you will need to work for it.

You will wear the cage, at the end of the day you will check your calorie count. If you stayed below your limit off then you can take your cage off and jerk off. If not, you will leave that cage on and continue to be a fat loser that isn't allowed to jerk off. You will be thanking me for letting you lose weight and jerk off.