I don't think birthdays are worth really celebrating so I want you to make this day NOT about you. It's just another day, no one wants to celebrate with you anyway so it's not worth celebrating anyway.

You were gonna take your birthday money and spend it on porn rather than going out with friends anyway so you're going to spend the money on what is REALLY IMPORTANT - ME! You're going to send ME money and buy me what I want.

You are not important or worthy and there's nothing worth celebrating anyway so spend it on me and jerk off to my videos and jerk off to the thought th... Show more