I want this to be one of the most humiliating experiences that you can have in the privacy of your own home. I want you to look in the mirror and feel like your life just sucks for you. You will need a permanent marker, you will need to be on your knees for this. I will walk you through this process, you WILL cry yourself to rest tonight while you realize how pathetic you really are. You are going to make yourself feel extra horrible.