Imagine if we had been in HS together. I would be the popular girl that every guy wanted and every girl wanted to be. And you would be the same as now, a loser dork that no one cares about. You would be bullied, shoved into lockers, swirlies, wedgies, you name it!

When you saw me you'd be down on your knees for me, I could make you my slave that would do anything I said! I would lead you on, make you do stupid stuff, all so I could laugh in your face. It would be so much fun...for me!