I need to admit this to you, because it isn't as funny anymore. You really questioned it when I asked you out, I mean why would someone like me want to go out with a loser like you? I did a really good job convincing you that I actually wanted to be with someone like you! I was in a competition with my girlfriends, we all found who we thought was the biggest and most pathetic loser to date and see which of you would do the most pathetic things. We pushed you further and further just to win!

Were you just so happy to be with someone as hot as me that you didn't care that you couldn'... Show more