You are a little ass kisser, you enjoy approaching me and trying to get my attention. You do it by obeying me, following my instructions, living to please me. If you're such a little ass kisser, why don't you go ahead and just kiss this ass for real. Get on your knees and look at this amazing ass and give it a kiss!

You want to be the best for me, don't you? You want me to be happy? Then kiss my ass!