*I forgot to edit out the first few seconds of me fixing my outfit, but you're not worth the effort of fixing it.

You buy loser porn because you're not allowed to look at nude women, just pixelated and blurred images and videos. Instead of taking the time to blur everything out, you are going to look down at your sad miserable dick instead of me, when I tell you that you can look up, then you're allowed to look up.

It's so funny that you buy censored porn anyway, but this is a whole new level of sad. You could look, but instead you're having to look at your cock. A normal ...

*I forgot to edit out the first few seconds of me fixing my outfit, but you're not worth the effort of fixing it.

You buy loser porn because you're not allowed to look at nude women, just pixelated and blurred images and videos. Instead of taking the time to blur everything out, you are going to look down at your sad miserable dick instead of me, when I tell you that you can look up, then you're allowed to look up.

It's so funny that you buy censored porn anyway, but this is a whole new level of sad. You could look, but instead you're having to look at your cock. A normal person wouldn't choose this, but you do. You know you aren't a real man and aren't allowed to look at women like this.

If only you weren't so pathetic, you could actually look at me and my sexy body.