Come on in, have a seat! We haven't had time to meet, so I thought now would be the time. It is a little awkward, I have noticed that you have been creeping on me. You have been doing it in this distant way. I think there's a better way, you can greet me into the neighborhood in a special way. How about I put on a little show for you?

I just need to know you can keep your hands to yourself, so I am going to tie you to this chair. Don't worry, I am only doing this to make sure you don't get handsy. I can let you out eventually, but for now I will keep you tied up.

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