Well, would you look at that! It's my half birthday. This means that you have to celebrate with me and make sure it is great, so give me money and wish me a happy half birthday! It's simple, just give me money! You should also give me money on my 1/4 birthday, 3/4 birthday, my unbirthday, well just give me money every day!

When I want lots of money I should always get all of that money. Doesn't matter what day as long as you pay! Wish me a happy half birthday and make it good!

Well, would you look at that! It's my half birthday. This means that you have to celebrate with me and make sure it is great, so give me money and wish me a happy half birthday! It's simple, just give me money! You should also give me money on my 1/4 birthday, 3/4 birthday, my unbirthday, well just give me money every day!

When I want lots of money I should always get all of that money. Doesn't matter what day as long as you pay! Wish me a happy half birthday and make it good!