I like to think of you as my little pet. You are obedient and know what to do when I give you a command. You don't expect a treat, but a pat on the head. You're pathetic and like following me around and doing what I tell you to. Knowing that I can tell you what to do and you do it is just great! You want to please your master.

You do things that pets like to do, it's not just being obedient, you want to be my leg humper. I can see you running over to hump my leg like the pervert that you are. You'd get kicked away because you're being a weirdo and trying to hump me like the horny l...

I like to think of you as my little pet. You are obedient and know what to do when I give you a command. You don't expect a treat, but a pat on the head. You're pathetic and like following me around and doing what I tell you to. Knowing that I can tell you what to do and you do it is just great! You want to please your master.

You do things that pets like to do, it's not just being obedient, you want to be my leg humper. I can see you running over to hump my leg like the pervert that you are. You'd get kicked away because you're being a weirdo and trying to hump me like the horny little fucker that you. You'd be one of those little tiny annoying pets that yip and yap and hump everything that moves.

You'd get so excited that I kick you in the side and push you away that you're just going to explode at the thought.