I heard that you weren't feeling well, I am sad to hear that, but Me being the fantastic nurse that I am I want to make you feel better. Instead of a normal, oral thermometer, I think a rectal thermometer will be better. Bend over and I am going to use my special thermometer. Oh Gosh, it seems like you are sick! We need to begin this treatment now, so get naked and let's leave that "thermometer" in there. I am going to walk you through the process where you can administer your treatment. You need to get rid of that sickness, get that release. You'll need to make sure you get every last drop... Show more