The new year is rolling around and while everyone is making plans about parties they want to go to and what they are planning on doing. You are going to spend it all alone! You'll be crying all alone, jerking your lonely dick while everyone else is getting laid!

You might not be able to stop yourself from getting older, but every year you get fatter and uglier and it only gets worse for you. You're always going to be alone, but getting older, uglier, and fatter won't let you have a better year. Nope! You'll just be more lonely and more sad!

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