You should not be allowed to jerk off however you want. You have to pay something for it! For every one shot you take you will be allowed to jerk off for one minute. How much you take will be determined by how quickly you can cum. If you want an orgasm but don't want to be "too far gone" then you had better jerk off real quick.

Your life is so pathetic that this is the kind of thing you turn to to try to make it seem a little less bad.