Typically, I wouldn't let you in on the private details of my life, but I want you walking on egg shells for that one horrible week of my month. I want you making sure that you not only stay away from me, but stay hooked. I want you to binge watch my videos like I am going to do with Netflix. That little ch-ching noise that my phone makes with video sales is the only truly comforting sound when I am miserable. You're going to make my suffering go away with your video purchases! You do this and I won't bite your fucking head off and spit it out!