I have been looking at houses and I am looking for one that is perfect for Me that I will look beautiful in. I will be looking to buy a house at the start of next year. I could work harder and pull in more money OR you can pay for it. Why should I use My own money to buy a house? I want you to pay for it, so you will! Just like I need food, water, and oxygen - I need a house. I deserve to be away from all of the dumbasses in My own domain. Why should I go get a full time job to pay for this when you can work a full time job and then get a part time job and give Me that money. Fuck the gift ...

I have been looking at houses and I am looking for one that is perfect for Me that I will look beautiful in. I will be looking to buy a house at the start of next year. I could work harder and pull in more money OR you can pay for it. Why should I use My own money to buy a house? I want you to pay for it, so you will! Just like I need food, water, and oxygen - I need a house. I deserve to be away from all of the dumbasses in My own domain. Why should I go get a full time job to pay for this when you can work a full time job and then get a part time job and give Me that money. Fuck the gift cards you were going to send other women, you're sending Me cold hard cash! I am important and beautiful and everyone loves Me. You could live in a cardboard box and that's fine. Sacrifice everything to pay for My downpayment. I want you to look around you. What do you have around you? A TV? A console? DVDs? Sell it all. All of that money you make from selling your stuff will become MY money. You're going to sell everything that you don't NEED and all of the money from the sale will become Mine. I am even going to put you on a diet to save more money for Me. I will not work harder so I can avoid paying from My cushy savings. I am going to need all new furniture for My new place too, so you're going to have to work extra hard for Me.