You are addicted to porn, you have to watch it to get off, the only problem is that you are a virgin too. You are watching all of these pornos and learning all of the wrong things! Your expectations are all wrong, things won't play out how you think they will. Let's say a woman takes pity on you and decides she will fuck you, you're not going to know how anything actually works because everything you know of sex you have learned from porn!

You're gonna end up being a virgin forever, but at least you will always have porn to jerk off to!