Do you know what you need? You need a little V-Day Repeat After Me, you need someone to remind you that you are all alone and why that is. Get on your knees and look up at me. You're going to repeat these things while you jack off. You're so pathetic and you need to understand why you're alone to day and every other day.

No one is ever going to love you. You'll spend this Valentine's Day alone and every other day and holiday alone for the rest of your life. It should be pretty obvious why, but you need to hear it anyway.