You don't know what its like to have a girlfriend and since you will never have one you're not really missing anything, at least nothing you'd know about. What do you do with a girlfriend? A girl you hook up with? You have no clue! You'd probably do some romantic things with her, hold hands, kiss, hug, etc. All of that would lead to fucking. You'd get a blowjob, she's get her pussy eaten. You'd get a little of everything, but you wouldn't know since you have never experienced this.

You haven't ever had a girlfriend, but you have something better - a fleshlight! You don't have to do...

You don't know what its like to have a girlfriend and since you will never have one you're not really missing anything, at least nothing you'd know about. What do you do with a girlfriend? A girl you hook up with? You have no clue! You'd probably do some romantic things with her, hold hands, kiss, hug, etc. All of that would lead to fucking. You'd get a blowjob, she's get her pussy eaten. You'd get a little of everything, but you wouldn't know since you have never experienced this.

You haven't ever had a girlfriend, but you have something better - a fleshlight! You don't have to do any foreplay, you just lube up and go right in and cum in it then clean it up and put it away. You don't have to get it in the mood or do anything too special. It never says no and it's always ready to go! It's not a real woman, but it is kind of like your girlfriend, right? You'd kiss your girlfriend, wouldn't you? Of course! You'd romance her and get her in the mood, so why not practice on your "new girlfriend"?

You'll get her in the mood, give her a nice little kiss so she will be good and wet for your cock and once you are done with her you're going to give her a loving kiss before you clean her up and put her away. She might not be a real woman, but it doesn't mean you shouldn't romance her just the same.