You don't know what its like to have a girlfriend and since you will never have one you're not really missing anything, at least nothing you'd know about. What do you do with a girlfriend? A girl you hook up with? You have no clue! You'd probably do some romantic things with her, hold hands, kiss, hug, etc. All of that would lead to fucking. You'd get a blowjob, she's get her pussy eaten. You'd get a little of everything, but you wouldn't know since you have never experienced this.

You haven't ever had a girlfriend, but you have something better - a fleshlight! You don't have to do... Show more