I sit waiting on my date to show up when you walk up to the table. You must have the wrong woman because the man I was waiting for is definitely not this short. Is this a joke? You must be in on it, because there's no way you said you were this short on your profile. I would have never said yes to a date had I known you were going to be such a little shrimp!

You must have learned early on that woman would never agree to date you if they knew how short you are. This is a pretty big thing to lie about, you being so short. You're a pip squeak! A little tiny man! I don't want a midget,... Show more