You owe Mr a huge thank you for satisfying me. When I am not satisfied I am GRUMPY. If I am not satisfied then YOU don't get to be satisfied either. You should thank HIM for making me this way!

Mr has this nice big dick that makes me cum over and over while you have this tiny little sad dick that doesn't mean anything. I can't imagine you trying to satisfy women with that nasty little dick. You make women sick! Thank God I don't have to think about your dick, because I have Mr's dick that makes me so happy! If I only had your dick to think about I would hate my life so much!