It is so odd that we can't figure out why you cannot smell anything! I know we have run a bunch of tests and have tried different treatments, but I have a new one in mind. It will seem a little odd at first, but if it works then it doesn't matter how strange it might be! I am going to let you smell my shoes first and see if you can smell anything.

No? Okay, well maybe if you smell my socks you will get something? What if you take one of them and press it against your nose? Still not working right? Let's go straight to the source. Smell my feet and tell me if you can detect anything...

It is so odd that we can't figure out why you cannot smell anything! I know we have run a bunch of tests and have tried different treatments, but I have a new one in mind. It will seem a little odd at first, but if it works then it doesn't matter how strange it might be! I am going to let you smell my shoes first and see if you can smell anything.

No? Okay, well maybe if you smell my socks you will get something? What if you take one of them and press it against your nose? Still not working right? Let's go straight to the source. Smell my feet and tell me if you can detect anything. It seems like it is working! I think we will need to try this a few more times after my shift is over so my feet really smell and we can use them to try and treat you!