This will be very simple, so simple that an idiot like you can follow. I tell you what to do, give you the time to do it and NOT to cum, then we do it all over again!

Get completely naked. You will thank me for doing this to you. You will slap yourself in the balls, then I will give you time to jerk but not to cum! I will tell you where to look, what part of me you are allowed to focus on. You're going to give yourself a wedgie. You will repeat after me. You will slap yourself.

This is JUST the start, but the question is...in the end will you have earned your orgasm?