Maybe if instead of having the smallest, saddest looking dick you could have one that could actually please women. You have the smallest dick ever that could never please anyone. It is so small it is basically a button! It doesn't even matter if you are incredibly good looking or incredibly fucking ugly, as soon as that cock comes out no one is going to fuck you anyway!

Some women are size queens, but some say size doesn't matter. When they say this, they don't mean you. Your miniature size DOES matter because they want to actually FEEL you penetrate them, not rub your clit dick on... Show more