Gross, what do you want? What is that behind your back? Is that mistletoe?! Did you really think you were going to come over here with that I would feel like I have to kiss you? Look at you! You are an ugly loser and you thought someone like me would kiss you? I feel second hand embarrassment for you because this is SO FUCKING pathetic! Even though a kiss from me would make your entire life better it would ruin mine. But I don't want to end up on the naughty list.

I bet letting you kiss my toes would get me on the nice list for life! I would never let you kiss my mouth, not even my... Show more