You're going to find a weekend where you can sit at home, so cancel your plans. You need to make a trip to the store and get a couple small items, but beyond that I have this task for you. You're going to need to follow my instructions, because this is going to be a way to remind yourself where your place is, how bad your life is, how anxious you get when bad things happen. This is your weekend of reflection to show you that you're less than everyone else.