You are going to spend Christmas all alone because no one wants to be around you! No one actually wants you to come to their Christmas parties. No one cares about you! Who wants to spend Christmas with a weirdo?? You have so many things wrong with you that no one wants to spend any time with you at all. I can tell you a million things about you that you probably already knew, I just want to make sure you remember and let those things stick. You are such a weird, creepy freak that you'll spend every holiday alone!