I really want a pet, but they are so messy. You have to teach them how to do things, tricks and stuff. You have to make sure they are obedient. I would much rather have a pet that is loyal and obedient that I don't need to worry about something that can be self sufficient without all of the clean up.

I want YOU to be my pet. I want you to get on your knees and look at me. You will speak when I say to, you will pant, and act like a good little doggy and I will reward you!