That text you sent me last night was so funny! My girlfriends and I were laughing about it. I was just a little confused why you went into so many details. I don't really get it.

...oh, it wasn't a joke? I thought we were just such good friends, did you actually think you had a chance with me? I thought you were gay! Did you think if you told me this that I would fall in love with you and we'd be a couple?

Oh my god, gross. No! I don't think you're attractive and I'd never want to be with you. Why would you even think this?! I am leagues above you, you'd never have a chanc... Show more