You are so lucky to have me in your life! You are so lucky that you can contribute to my life. Your life is pathetic, useless, worthless without me in it. You do everything in your power to make sure that I am happy because without me your life would really suck. You need need me, adore me, and I give you happiness! If you don't give me everything that I want, well you will be the unluckiest little fucker ever. Give me everything that I want. Do it and I won't break you. Keep paying me, follow that rainbow - it leads right to me!