You don't get laid now and you will never get laid. Let's say you got the balls to hire a sex worker and you want to actually pay her to fuck her, but she still won't fuck you. She will know that you are so creepy and that you wouldn't last with her anyway, but she's going to deny you anyway. No woman in the world would ever want to have sex with you. How sad is it that you have to pay for it, but it's even worse when you are paying for it and the woman still won't have sex with you!