Have you stopped to look at your life and take it all in a see what kind of a person you are and what kind of life you live?

You go to work, you come home, buy my videos, jerk off, then hit the bed. You are nothing without me. Your whole existence is boring. You are a boring, useless little fuck and I give you meaning!

I make your life worth living! I bring your life excitement! I give you something to live for. I do all of this for you, so you have something to live for!