Your pain is my pleasure. This is why you do this to yourself, because it brings me joy and it is funny! I am so entertained by you doing this to yourself. I can have all of the fun I want with you then dismiss you,

Get naked and get on your knees. I like it when you are on your knees, you're submissive and not on my level. You will feel this pain just to please me. You will slap and spank yourself to make it hurt so I can feel that pleasure, that joy from your pain.