You are a fat lonely loser. When was the last time you got laid? When was the last time you got naked in front of a woman? You must look so disgusting! Women will never fuck you, especially with you looking like this! Being fat and a loser makes things even worse for you.

You just keep getting fatter and fatter! Food is your only relationship. You will only ever have this kind of relationship, so let's take it to the next level! You want to feel the warm touch of another person, but all you get is the feeling of a warm burger in your hands. Congrats! The closet thing you can get to...

You are a fat lonely loser. When was the last time you got laid? When was the last time you got naked in front of a woman? You must look so disgusting! Women will never fuck you, especially with you looking like this! Being fat and a loser makes things even worse for you.

You just keep getting fatter and fatter! Food is your only relationship. You will only ever have this kind of relationship, so let's take it to the next level! You want to feel the warm touch of another person, but all you get is the feeling of a warm burger in your hands. Congrats! The closet thing you can get to fucking is to fuck a burger! You love food so much, why don't you fuck it?